Roel's Bar "MITSWA"

Roel�s Bar "MITSWA"

The place for dull jokes and uncooled beer!!!

PRICELIST:
--- BEER: $2.75 ---
--- BEER (wich does NOT give you instant diarrhoea): SOLD OUT ---
--- WINE (consisting of 75% water, 5% wine and 20% 'Mr. Sheen' carpetcleaner): $4.00 ---

The Bar "MITSWA" coat of arms:

Bar "MITSWA" seen through the eyes of famous painters:

First painting: 'Majestic Bar MITSWA', by Rembrandt.
Second painting: 'Bar MITSWA on a Friday night', by Herman Brood.
Third painting: 'Bar MITSWA's toilet', by Van Gogh. TEMPORARILY REMOVED on authority of the Public Health Department.

Famous quotes of Bar "MITSWA" customers during their visits:

Tony Blair (Prime Minister, UK), after flushing the toilet: Oh my god, it's coming back out of the toilet again!!!
Santa Claus, speaking to his pal Rudolf-the-red-nosed-reindeer: Get me another pint of beer, you cheapskate, or I'll kick your nose in!
Bill Clinton (President, USA), yelling whilst opening the door: Here's Mr Raunchy, any hot chicks in da house?!!!
Wilfred Genee ('famous' dutch TV-host): Why does everyone always exit the pub when I enter? --Could it be my irritating voice, smell, appearance and reputation on personal hygiene?!

SO, WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?

If there is someone who, after having tried to think about other things for several days and after repeatedly hitting himself over the head with a medium sized dog, STILL has an idea to improve my site:
TRY TO KEEP IT QUIET, AND SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!
If that doesn't work, you can mail me:

[email protected]

Greetings, your humble landlord Roel Wagemakers.

COMING SOON: "BAR MITSWA ON TOUR" (holiday photos summer '98)

Greetings from Bar MITSWA's doorman!
(A small piece of advice: Give him a tip on your way out!)

CHEERS!

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Last updated on:
October, 13th, 1998.